Title: The Nickel Room
Author: MuldersDruggedUpPrincess
E-mail: MuldersDruggedUpPrincess@yahoo.com
Classification: S
Rating: R 
Archive: anywhere, just tell me
Spoilers: nah. Character death
Feedback: Pleeeeeeeeeeeze? Even if it's just to tell
me that this was the worst story you've ever read and
contimplated killing yourself after reading it and
think i should do the same, just please email me to
tell me.
Summary: William and his Uncle Charlie
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, just
the story
Special Thanks: To all my buddies. I love all you
crazy stoners. Also to Ewan McGregor, just for being
sexy.
Authors Notes: I originaly wrote this little story for
my buddy Celina, except it was about a boy named
Clobby(Cloh-bee) and his Uncle Orky called "The Seven
Year Mess"
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The Nickel Room
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  Young William Mulder loved to collect nickels. Over
his short seven years he managed to collect over
$8,000 worth which he kept in an extra room in the
house. Fox Mulder and Dana Scully sent their son to
live with his uncle Charlie to keep him away from the
X-Files conspiracy crap.
  One day Charles had made 10 super-duper magnets the
size of bricks and put them inside of a burlap sack.
  "Billy!!!" Charles screamed from his basement
laboratory, "I need you to carry a bag up to the attic
for me!"
  "William hurried downstairs "Sure thing Unkie
Chuck!", William said as he slug the bag over his
shoulder and proceeded to walk upstairs.
  As William walked by the nickel room, he heard a
noise as if someone was moving about inside.
  "Robbers! I've got to stop them!" William thought to
himself as he turned the doorknob to enter the room.
  Suddenly Charles heard a loud crash and ran upstairs
to see what the matter was.When he got to the nickel
room and opened the door he found nickles,
magnets,..... and bloody chunks of William splattered
about the room.

the end... of William
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Authors Notes: one of my friend's later told me that
magnets don't attract nickel, but frankly I don't
really care.